These are named after MONSTERS

  • Vampire:

    Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

  • Werewolf:

    If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

  • Witch:

    If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

  • Ghost:

    Do you have any regrets?

  • Frankenstein:

    Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

  • Mummy:

    If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

  • Zombie:

    Do you miss anyone right now?

  • Faerie:

    If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

  • Nymph:

    What are you like when you’re by yourself?

  • Mermaid:

    How far would you go to keep the one you love?

  • Shapeshifter:

    What would you change about yourself?

  • Banshee:

    If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

  • Siren:

    If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

  • Genie:

    If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

  • Fury:

    What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

  • Incubus:

    What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

  • Succubus:

    What’s one thing you can’t live without?

  • Me:

    *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

  • Random Old Lady:

    *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

  • ROL:

    Isn't he a little old for you?

  • Me:

    Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.

  • Dad:

    *chokes into his drink*

  • ROL:

    You should respect your elders.

  • Me:

    You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

  • Dad:

    *chokes on his drink again*

  • ROL:

    *storms off*

  • Dad:

    *looks at me with a disapproving look*

  • Me:

    What?

  • Dad:

    Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

bittergrapes:

pom-yaoihands:

ahmogar:

greenekangaroo:

hugtherobots:

I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.

This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.

Fucking this. 

Fucking thank you. 

INTERNET FRIENDS ARE REAL FRIENDS.

Please send me a fruit?

  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(Source: cute-story-bro)

I just recalled that I left my nail polish in the car. I wanted to paint my nails tonight. I don’t feel like putting on pants to go get my polish out of the car.

fffffffffff.

oh well.

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