are pugs even real or did someone just dream them into existence after a bad acid trip
I SPIT OUT MY TEA
French Country kitchen
Raleigh and his girl(s)
or alternately: The Ladies and their Raleigh.
Let’s be real, he’s not the one running the show.
I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell.
It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.
Boost because everyone should know!!!
Bingo — it can affect things like anesthesia and pain medication in an emergency, resulting in you getting an improper dose.
I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great
write a book right now
lemon meringue pie in a jar (diet-friendly, gluten-free, dairy-free)
Jared shooting down the interviewer who looked to be leading him toward a fraction of fandom being batshit, but Jared was “heh, back up they’re all insightful, and brilliant, and sparkly and shoot rainbows out of their ass.”
JARED STOP BUT CAN WE HAVE THE VIDEO PLEASE THE GIFS ARENT ENOUGH
The Man Who Lives Alone
My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.
I really really really like this comic.
Miss Frizzle and Mary Poppins, Lady Time Lords.
I ship it to the moon.
The Teacher and The Nanny. The Magic School Bus is a TARDIS, and Mary’s bag is bigger on the inside. No one will ever convince me that this is not true. Oh, and I ship it.
For crying out loud, the Magic School Bus actually does travel through time and space, easily changes it’s form like a Chameleon Circuit, and is casually ALIVE in certain ways. It’s a friggin’ TARDIS in all but name!
Anyone who has ever said the doctor could not be a woman has literally never seen either of these characters in action.
THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. I mean, look how quickly the expression changes from “Gotta fix my hair” to “I’m a badass with a gun and I’ll shoot you dead, mother fucker.”
Oh my god Sam what are you even doing
There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.
Norway - forever the most metal country ever.
They don’t even try, it’s just natural.
OKAY BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE RUNS OVER THAT SKULL.